Peter N

Q - How many Phorm execs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A1 - None - they can't afford a new bulb.
A2 - None - they'll just steal someone elses light.
A3 - Only one. Kent will hold the bulb while the whole world revolves around him.
A4 - None - they're all too busy screwing us.
A5 - None - they just click their fingers and the ICO does it for them.
A6 - Two - one to fit the bulb and another one to search through your cupboards.
A7 - Four Hundred - one to fit the bulb and three hundred and ninety-nine to tell everyone why the new bulb is better than Google.
A8 - Ten Thousand and one - one to fit the bulb and ten thousand to try and find the off switch.
A9 - Fish (Surrealist joke)
A10 - One - but he'll do it when you're not looking and you won't be told about it for two years.
A11 - One - but he'll try to sell you something whilst he's doing it.
A12 - None - why screw when you can spin.
A13 - None - they'd rather keep us in the dark.