Well, I'm now reading Stockport as August instead of July, and expanding that further, I would expect the upgrade stuff all done by September, but in reality, probably won't see it until October and it'll be November before I notice and with that said, it'll probably all happen on Christmas day... if not on New Years day and we'll be halfway through January and they'll really mean February and...
yeah... I've somehow stopped expecting the 4-10 meg upgrade happening overnight

(overnight - which would mean the 'next day' which would really mean the day after next, in which case you might aswell say 'weekend' - which they don't really work (do they?) and that'll mean the following Monday or sometime next week... )