[Angua]

Originally Posted by kangaroosterrier

...and I don't like to call people fat but her high school photo was an aerial shot.

Two brothers walk into a pharmacy.
Pharmacist sees they're new to the game and asks if he could help.
"Yes, please," answers the older brother, "Could we please have a box of tampons?"
"Sure thing," replies the pharmacist whilst handing them a fresh box.
The older brother hands over a hundred.
While the pharmacist is cashing up the business the older brother opens up the box, pulls out a tampon, rids it of the cellophane and has it dangling by the string when he gets his change back.
"Thank you," he says, pocketing his change," but could you please explain how we're meant to use this?" indicating the tampon.
"Why? Who's it for?" asks the pharmacist, slightly bemused.
The older brother points to his sibling and explains: "My little brother over here. He saw the adverts and it said he could swim, play hockey and ride a bicycle. He doesn't know how to do any of that."

That one was old when God was a child?