A Man walked into the Hollywood office of the famous agent Hiram P. Hackenbacker.
"My name is Penis Von Lesbian and I want you to represent me", he said.
"I couldn't possibly represent you with a name like that, who on earth would hire you? I'd make no fees, if you want me to represent you, you'll have to have a stage name".
"I'm afraid I can't do that", said the man, "My name is my name and that's that".
Hiram P. Hackenbacker tried for half an hour to persuade the man to adopt a stage name, but he was unsuccessful.
The man stormed out of the office and after a few weeks Hiram P. Hackenbacker had forgotten all about him.
Slow dissolve to 10 years later....
A slightly fatter and more balding Hiram P. Hackenbacker was opening his mail. He came upon a package containing $50,000 with a covering note.
The note read:
When I left your offÃÂÂ*ce all those years ago I got to thinking. The more I thought about it, the more your advice about taking a stage name made sense. So I did and really made it big time, this money is my thank you to you, who made it all possible.
The note was signed...