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Originally Posted by foreverwar

erm..................

Let me think how I can put this to you.*

You would probably become "close friends" with someone called Bubba, who would take care of you, and stop other prisoners harassing you. However, there would probably be a price for this protection, which on a family-friendly forum, is a bit problematic to explain. You know how mummies and daddies love each other very much, and sometimes like to "cuddle" when they want babies? Well, in the prison scenario, you would be the mummy, and things being done wouldn't be to make babies, and the "cuddling" would involve "squealing like a pig", I believe.

For any further elucidation, I refer you to the film "Deliverance".




*In fact, that's probably what the prisoners would say to you

Beautifully put, especially the reference to the film Deliverance.

I imagine this will put Callum off of a life of crime.