Thread: Virgin Media Phorm Webwise Adverts [Updated: See Post No. 1, 77, 102 & 797]
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Old 15-05-2008, 19:11   #6674
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Re: Virgin Media Phorm Webwise Adverts [Updated: See Post No. 1, 77, 102 & 797]
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Originally Posted by Chroma View Post
Tired of waiting around so ive typed up a new and improved version of the BT Webwise system.

Feel free to copy, laugh and basicly enjoy the read, satire comes as standard, till i can work out the monkey angle.

This is a copy of the BT Webwise FAQ from the BT Webwise homepage

About BT Webwise

1. What is BT Webwise?

BT Webwise is a free service that effectively profiles everything you do on the internet, the cost to the end user is nill but conversely so is the benifit.
It is our effort to watch you in the bathroom whilst offering a thinly veiled guise as "MAKAN INTRANETZ MOAR SAFAR."

2. Do I need to download any software to use BT Webwise?

NO! Its already connected to your line and therefore always on, we will however find it usefull in the future to upload software we feel will benifit us to your computer in the future, the future of course being when all this furor calms down.


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