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trevortt · 11-05-2008, 13:46

Can't be dark matter as that's just an excuse for bad maths.

"Hey look, I've made an equation that works out the weight of the universe"

"Hang on, according to this there's about three quarters of the weight we can't explain"

"erm yeah, that's....dark matter.."

"dark matter? I've not seen that"

"No...you..erm..can't...but it's very heavy"

"Ah, ok then"

It could be extra-terrestrial intelligence, as there has to be some intelligence somewhere as we all know theres sod-all left on this planet.

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trevortt Permanently Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 382	Re: NASA To Announce Massive Discovery Can't be dark matter as that's just an excuse for bad maths. "Hey look, I've made an equation that works out the weight of the universe" "Hang on, according to this there's about three quarters of the weight we can't explain" "erm yeah, that's....dark matter.." "dark matter? I've not seen that" "No...you..erm..can't...but it's very heavy" "Ah, ok then" It could be extra-terrestrial intelligence, as there has to be some intelligence somewhere as we all know theres sod-all left on this planet.