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Old 09-05-2008, 01:21   #6155
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Re: Virgin Media Phorm Webwise Adverts [Updated: See Post No. 1, 77, 102 & 797]

(Tongue in cheek) Is this how they do it? .

Watch the swinging pendant with your eyes.

You are feeling sleepy...... sleepy .... ....... sleep.... when I count to 10 you will wake up and agree with everything I have said. 1....2...3 ------...10.

You are an ISP. Whenever you hear the name 'Phorm' you will relax and do everything I say. You will agree to us putting servers within your exchanges. You will not question this, as it is normal behaviour. relaaaaaaax,

Nod your head if you agree (nods twice)...

You will not question anything we say or do.The equipment we are going to install, you will understand that only we will have access to it and although you know we are intercepting all you clients data for our own purposes, you will relax and be happy about it because we are Phorm. Sleep, relax.... Sleeeep.

When I count to ten you will wake up and every time you the hear or see the word Phorm or WebWise mentioned, you will smile and say it is legal. If you are sent to prison, you will be happy as you will feel that you needed a holiday. Relaaaaaax .....
I am now going to count to 10.

1, 2, 3, .....10
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