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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
A new supermarket opened near my house.
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> It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce
> fresh.
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> Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
> thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
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> When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
> you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
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> In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
> grilled steaks with onions.
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> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
> cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
> bacon and eggs frying.
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> The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
> fresh baked bread & cookies.
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> I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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