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Originally Posted by Stuart C
How d'you know which way the stage is listing? Look at which side the drool is coming out of the drummer's mouth?
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A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music shop, walks in, approaches the assistant, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The shop assistant looks at him strangely, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay"....