THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
A Saudi Arabian Airways flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served everyone food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into London Heathrow, he came swishing down the aisle and told saying loudly " Captain Abdulla has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed a woman who hadn't moved a muscle.
'Excuse me dearie, Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
With this she calmly turned her head and said, " In my country, they call me Princess - I take orders from no one"
To which the flight attendant replied, 'Well, sweet -cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so reckon I outrank you - Tray-up, Bitch.'
