[Alien]

Originally Posted by Cobbydaler

Perhaps if you took note of some of the negative connotations in this checklist?

LOL, no, I got my nickname mostly due to being a loner with a strong interest in sci-fi. For the sake of humour &/or because I've got nothing better to do, I'll respond to some of the points on that page.

Abduction "Checklist"//Are Aliens Negative From Our Point-Of View?

If "abduction" reports can be believed--and there is no reason to doubt the honesty of the reporters--the abduction phenomenon includes the following details:

1) Aliens can alter our perception of our surroundings.

Does supplying alcoholic beverages count?

2) Aliens can control what we think we see. They can appear to us in any number of guises, and shapes.

I wish!

3) Aliens can take us--our consciousness--out of our physical bodies,

It's not my fault if they're used to males that would have difficulty locating a certain part of the female anatomy, even if supplied with diagrams & written instructions, & then don't know what to do with it if/when they do find it!

4) Aliens can be present with us in an invisible state and can make themselves only partially visible.

If only, then I wouldn't need to loose any weight.

5) Abductees receive marks on their bodies other than the well-known scoops and straight-line scars. These other marks include single punctures, multiple punctures, large bruises, three- and four-fingered claw marks, and triangles of every possible sort.

I'm kinda partial to the giving & receiving of "love bites", & might be persuaded to leave some nice red handprints on their bottom if they ask nicely. Beyond that though, no.

They also inject unknown fluids into various parts of our bodies.

'Inject' isn't the word I'd use, & I'm fairly sure it's not unknown to them.

These have led to surgery, debilitation, and even death from causes the doctors can't identify.

Nope, sadly my ex continues to be a waste of oxygen [AFAIK - haven't spoken to any mutual aquaintences in quite some time].

10) Aliens show a great interest in adult sexuality,

No more so than most average adult males do.

and in inflicting physical pain on abductees.

Only if they ask nicely.

11) Abductees recall being instructed and trained by aliens. This training may be in the form of verbal or telepathic lessons, slide shows, or actual hands-on instruction in the operation of alien technology.

Does improving their computer literacy count?

14) Abductees--"virgin" cases--report being taken to underground facilities where they see grotesque hybrid creatures, nurseries of hybrid humanoid fetuses, and vats of colored liquid filled with parts of human bodies.

I believe the closest translation to what you Earthlings would say is, "Ewwwwww!"

Some abductees have been threatened that they, too, will end up in this condition if they don't co-operate with their alien captors.

I've sometimes wondered if that might improve my appeal to them, judging by the kinds of guys they tend to prefer instead of me.

18) Aliens perform extremely painful experiments or procedures on abductees, saying that these acts are necessary but give no explanation why.....Painful genital and anal probes are performed,

Completely untrue... I ask nicely, & offer to use lubrication.

Originally Posted by MadGamer

Want to know the best way (This worked for me):

Get to know them (ask them what their likes/dislikes are)
Let them know that they are the only thing that matters and that they will always come first
Dont rush into things
Tell them that you wont force them to do anything they dont want to.
Tell them that you will only do things when they feel comfortable

This pre-supposes that they don't choose 1 or more of the following as soon as they realise I might be attracted to them:
1. tell me I'm not their type
2. tell me to off
3. find some/any excuse to get away from me as quickly as possible.