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What's wrong with Lancaster?
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About 250 miles too far north. Seriously, I'm trying to count up the number of times she's been appreciably north of London since we've been together and it's difficult to reach the fingers of both hands (about the same number of times she's been to the States). She has an old friend who now lives near Darlington which is about the only time she ever goes north. Her sister now lives in Liverpool though, so she'll be going there, possibly for the first time ever, sometime this year.
Like I said, London isn't England, it's almost a separate country now. Lot bigger and richer than Scotland too, eh? Not to mention a lot closer to Europe. So how about moving the English capital to Brum and we can hoist the flag (newts crossed on a bottle of whisky rampant) and sail off into the sunset.