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Originally Posted by Zeph
To give birth takes a few hours of her time, you'll be paying for the child for the next 18 years 
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You're forgetting the 9 months of seeing how much they can get away with in terms of either avoiding stuff they're perfectly capable of doing, or how nasty/bitchy they can be & just say "it's the hormones, it's your fault I'm like this" without you telling them off for it.
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Yeah, but wouldn't the fact that they're pregnant rather ruin your chances of getting them  |
Pregnant doesn't automatically mean spoken-for. The father might have done a runner as soon as he found out, or the pregnancy could be the result of a 1-night-stand.
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Originally Posted by xpod
Bah.......i have a PMT(P for permanant) enraged wife and 4 daughters to answer to about my ramblings on the interweb |
As I said, women get it, but men are the ones who suffer from it.
On the original subject of chat-up lines, I just came across this lot whilst clearing out 1 of my email folders.
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Science fiction/geek pickup lines
- "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
- "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your
breasts!!"
- "Nice Asimov."
- "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
- "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
- "I'm the droid you're looking for."
- "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking
because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
- "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
- "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is
imminent.'"
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