17-01-2008, 09:25
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
From my uncle in Canada:
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Hi Ya'll.....At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations
Police Service
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows.
It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am!!!
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