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cimt · 12-01-2008, 22:45

Well, someone has to post about Rooney...

Wayne Rooney's infatuation with older women came about coz of his upbringing let me tell you a story of when he was young! I blame his Nan!

When Wayne was celebrating his 11th birthday it seemed like his family had forgot

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his Dad. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", Wayne said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" Wayne exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" Wayne asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".

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cimt Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leeds Age: 35 Posts: 5,252	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Well, someone has to post about Rooney... Wayne Rooney's infatuation with older women came about coz of his upbringing let me tell you a story of when he was young! I blame his Nan! When Wayne was celebrating his 11th birthday it seemed like his family had forgot He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his Dad. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", Wayne said. The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" Wayne exclaims. Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today". "Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers. She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old". "How did you know?" Wayne asked. Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".