I watched Hostel II. I never saw the original - damn glad I didn't. I have a strong stomach, but my roast lamb dinner ended up returned to the oven, pending the end of the film. I had a bit of a "gulp" moment when he slipped with the angle grinder

And the ending - suppose the lamb could have been toad in the hole

No real plot - just a lot of excessive violence and gore. Not sure why they make movies like this - 2/10
Also, Mrs Henderson presents. Only 3 stars in the Radio Times, but I quite enjoyed it. Very emotional in places. Plot a little thin, but entertaining none-the-less. Slight disappointment at being given only a brief, side-on glimpse of Will Young's giblets. Plus the full-on-naked-tubby-hair-bear-horror of Bob Hoskins

8/10
<crosses Eastern Europe off the "places to visit" list>