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Alien · 21-12-2007, 19:35

Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?
A: A leisure center.

One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?"
"No," replied the man, "I am from London."
"So, boyo," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?"
"I'm a taxidermist." replied the man.
"A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?"
"Well," replied the man, "I mount animals."
The barman then turned to all the other welshmen in the bar and said, "It's ok lads, he's one of us!"

21-12-2007, 19:35	#1010
Alien Inactive Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: UK Services: VM Phone, V+, VM 10Mb Posts: 2,655	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A: A leisure center. One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?" "No," replied the man, "I am from London." "So, boyo," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?" "I'm a taxidermist." replied the man. "A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?" "Well," replied the man, "I mount animals." The barman then turned to all the other welshmen in the bar and said, "It's ok lads, he's one of us!"