What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under his arm?
The Groom.
What do you call a Welshman with two sheep under his arms?
A pimp.
A man is visiting his Welsh cousin’s farm and the farmer shows him the chicken sheds, the pig pens, the paddocks and so on.
Finally he points to a tree about 30 feet away and tells him:
"Under that tree is where I first had sex."
Then the farmer points to another tree and says: "…and that’s where her mother stood and watched us."
The guy gasps and asks the Welsh farmer, "what did her mother say?"
The farmer grins, and replies "baaa."
What’s the difference between chavs and yoghurt?
Yoghurt has culture.
What do a chav and a sperm have in common?
Both have something like a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
