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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
run away!!!!!!!
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Blonde: I'm having a problem with my computer. When I type in my password, all it shows are those little stars.
Tech: Right. Little asterisks. That's for your protection. So if someone were standing behind you, they couldn't see what your password is.
Blonde: Okay, but they show up even when nobody is standing behind me.
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A guy and his pet newt walk into a bar. He tells the bartender, "This is my pet. His name is Tiny."
The bartender says, "Why'd you name him Tiny?"
"Because he's my newt!"
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John and Jane, two American tourists, went to Germany for a vacation. As they were walking through a park they noticed a man urinating in public. The woman, disgusted, said, "Gross!"
The German man turned to her and replied, "Danke!"
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