The Magician
A magician worked on a cruise ship. As the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
However, The captain's parrot (who resided in an aviary inside the theatre) saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick and once he understood, the parrot started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one night (after a fierce storm) the ship sank.
As luck would have it, the magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with (believe it or not), the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:
"OK, I give up. Where's the f*****g ship?"
Si thee
