A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting (opposite him) at an adjacent table. He has been checking her out since he sat down and even though it is obvious that she is alone, he lacks the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly (without warning) she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place
. "please let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams with him and he shares his with her.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come back to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast, he agrees and they had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed, everything had been SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .it's just so happened you caught my eye."
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