Paddy and Mick were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."
With that the blonde took an adjustable spanner from out of her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She then got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
She then put the items in her bag, smiled Then, walked off.
Mick then says to Paddy, "Isn't that just typical a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length."
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