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Old 16-11-2007, 21:17   #963
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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)

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Originally Posted by Nidge View Post
Politically incorrect but so true!!!



Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, green, and I pink
it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a call centre near you.

I think this piccy is the proof:

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