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The kind of diet every woman can identify with......



This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.


BREAKFAST

* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skimmed milk


LUNCH

* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit


AFTERNOON TEA

* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping


DINNER

* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 Snickers bars


LATE NIGHT SNACK

* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts”.

Personally I hate Pizza (Sh*T cakes) so this particular diet wouldn't suit me.

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