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Old 08-11-2007, 16:32   #956
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
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Originally Posted by TheNorm View Post
Ahem. The actual words were "we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

And Kennedy was inaugurated on 20 January 1961.

And the first lunar landing was on 20 July 1969.

Can I have Friday and Monday off?
Teacher: Just seeing if you were paying attention. In answer to your question; no you can have Sunday off like the rest of us, unless you work in Tesco.
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