A man staggers into the hospital A&E with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. With this:
Doctor: "what on earth has happened to you"
Man: "me and the wife were playing a round of golf when we both tee'ed off on the 14th and both chipped into the adjacent farmers field - which by the way had cows grazing nearby".
Doctor: "What happened then"?
Man: Well I hopped over the fence and lifted the tail of each cow in turn until lo and behold I found the wife's ball was lodged in one of the cows anal orrifice.
Doctor: "oh really - and"?
Man: "I shouted over to the missus and said darling this one looks just like yours..!!"
Doctor: "good heavens then what"?
Man: " Can't remember - just recall waking up outside.
Si thee
