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				Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
			 
 
			
			This one is for everyone who...
 a) Had kids
 b) Has kids
 c) Is going to have kids
 d) Knows a kid
 e) Was a kid
 
 I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
 
 Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
 
 I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
 
 I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
 
 
 
 She replied, "What happened to my snot???"
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