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Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh battled for an hour to disconnect the penis of Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf from a hoover after the diminutive Fringe performer inadvertantly superglued it to the vacuum cleaner's "attachment".
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Either this is the best excuse i've ever heard for the old hoover as a "toy" story or this guys telling the truth.
Either way - i dont care...
