A lady approaches a priest and says to him, "Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing". "What do they say?" the priest inquired" "They only know how to say ..... Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest, "but I have a solution to your problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and will also teach yours to praise and worship instead." "Oh thank you" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house, and (as the priest said) there they were his two male parrots clutching rosary beads and praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in with the two male parrots and the females immediately said "Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some fun?"
"One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims "drop the beads Frank, looks like our prayers have finally been answered!!"
Si thee