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Originally Posted by bw41101
A little chiwowah dog had escaped from it's owner and was enjoying it's new found freedom toddling along and doing all of the unmentionable things that dogs do when out and about. During it's travels, it suddenly stopped to have a scratch outside the door of a public house when suddenly the door burst open and an absolutely parallytic man staggered out and promptly threw up - all over the little dog. 
The dog (in shock) sat frozen to the spot, whilst the man took a deap breath and focused on the unfortunate animal sat in front of him (amongst the diced carrots , peas and potato remnants)  . The man looked around, scratched his head and said:
"Bl**dy hell, I don't remember eating that"!
Sigh......................!
Si thee |
Reminds me of an 'incident' in Manchester many years ago. Mrs A and I attended a party in Longsight and she had rather too much red wine. In the morning she was looking rather peeky but we went on to the 8th Day as planned to get some muesli. We parked on the road round the back but, immediately she got out of the van, Mrs A started throwing up in the gutter. All pink and runny it was too - yeuch! Then, at the side of her blurry vision she noticed that a small dog had come over and was starting to lick at it. Then she noticed the long extendible lead and then the smart looking but horrified woman at the other end. She couldn't help herself but carry on throwing up, splatting the dog. A great moment
