A little chiwowah dog had escaped from it's owner and was enjoying it's new found freedom toddling along and doing all of the unmentionable things that dogs do when out and about. During it's travels, it suddenly stopped to have a scratch outside the door of a public house when suddenly the door burst open and an absolutely parallytic man staggered out and promptly threw up - all over the little dog.
The dog (in shock) sat frozen to the spot, whilst the man took a deap breath and focused on the unfortunate animal sat in front of him (amongst the diced carrots , peas and potato remnants)
. The man looked around, scratched his head and said:
"Bl**dy hell, I don't remember eating that"!
Sigh......................!
Si thee