[Chorlton]

THIS ONE IS TRUE!
I work shifts and one of the blokes gives this old chap (John) a free haircut whenever he needs it.
Anyway, one night shift John asked Ged for his usual haircut and Ged did the business.
There was no mirror handy so John had to wait until he was getting washed and changed to go home before he could check out his haircut - only to find that he had been given a mohican, not a pretty site on a white haired 60+ man!
John sees the joke and agrees to have it sorted when he comes back in the next night.
When he gets home his wife goes ballistic - "Who did it? What's his phone number? I'm going to ring him right now"
To which John replies "It won't do you any good dear, he doesn't do womens hair"

Well I thought it was funny