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iadom · 22-07-2007, 23:06

A man and woman went to a restaurant and the lady wanted the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip from the tank for her main course.
The waiter took the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip to the kitchen and gave it to the french chef jervaisse.
As he raised the cleaver to chop off its head, it looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said "please dont kill me" and he couldn't.
So he called over the german washer up Hans and told him to kill the squid.
As Hans raised the cleaver to chop off its head the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said
"please dont kill me" and Hans couldn't do it either.

The moral of the story is that Hans that do dishes can be as soft as jervaisse with a mild green hairy lipped squid!!!!

22-07-2007, 23:06	#801
iadom Oh Lanky Lanky. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Shaw, Oldham, Lancashire. Services: 2 TV 360 boxes. 500mb BB, Phone line. Posts: 8,041	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread A man and woman went to a restaurant and the lady wanted the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip from the tank for her main course. The waiter took the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip to the kitchen and gave it to the french chef jervaisse. As he raised the cleaver to chop off its head, it looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said "please dont kill me" and he couldn't. So he called over the german washer up Hans and told him to kill the squid. As Hans raised the cleaver to chop off its head the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said "please dont kill me" and Hans couldn't do it either. The moral of the story is that Hans that do dishes can be as soft as jervaisse with a mild green hairy lipped squid!!!!