Three (7 year old) children (two boys and a girl) where walking along the street when they came upon a Rolls Royce parked alongside a row of terraced houses.
First boy: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a footballer and buy a car like that"
Second boy: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a football manager and also buy a car like that"
Girl: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a prostitute then I can buy a car like that"
Two Boys: What's a prostitute?
Girl: Don't know, ask my sister - it's her car.
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