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So he wanders over to the Scotsman, taps him on the shoulder and says "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!"
"Aye, so yer mates were sayin...."
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Englishman,Irishman & Jock are captured by the Souix Indians.
Big chief ****ting bull pinches the Englishmans skin.."good skin,make 2 canoes"Then asked if he has any last requests to which the Englishman asks for a glass port.......before being skinned alive for the 2 canoes.
Chief then pinches the Paddy and declares "very good skin,make 3 cannoes".Paddy requests a guiness before being skinned for alive for the 3 canoes
Chief then pinches Jocks skin and astounded,decares "very very good skin,make 4 cannoes, any last requests"??
Jock requests a Macallans 25 Yr old malt & a fork....Bemused the chief grants the request only to watch Jock throw back the malt then proceed to stab himself all over with the fork shouting " yer nae gettin ony bloody canoes oot o me ya numpty"
