[BBKing]

Nice chaps they've got running Poland, you can see why the sensible ones all come here. There's a nasty xenophobic right-wing mob in charge there at the moment, and besides, picking a fight with the Krauts will never go down badly with the home crowd.

Actually, as anyone with a passing interest in markets would predict, wages in Poland are rising, due to emigration (not just to the UK, of course). This will presumably mean that fewer people have an incentive to leave. Perhaps we can send them the Royal Mail workers.