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One day three Indian VM call center operatives were on a plane over to the UK to take part in further training courses.
Whilst at 33,00 feet the plane developed serious engine troubles and suddenly began plummeting towards earth.Upon watching the pilot & co pilot bale out with the only two paracutes the 3 reps prceeded to scream in terror at each other until one suddenly comes up with the bright idea of pleading with Allah to save them all.
So,the first rep jumped out of the plane and shouted "Allah please save me"
and a big black hand swooped him up and put him gently down to earth
The second rep jumped out and shouted "Allah please save me" and sure enough a big black hand swooped him up and put him gently down to earth.
The third rep jumped out the plane and shouted "Allah please save me".....?????......10,000 feet,5000 feet....."Allaaaah pleeeease save me"????
1000 feet and again he screams"Allaaaaaah pleeeeeease save me" and with just inches to spare the big black hand and swooped him up and put him gently down to earth.
"Oh thank god for that" he says ....nd a big black foot stood on him
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My wife says i`m rubbish at sex....so i says to her "i never hear your moaning"
She says "THATS the bloody problem"
