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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she
had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving
around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess
how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the
gentleman, said, "Sure!" The blonde thought for a moment and, for no
discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd
was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K.,
I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde
carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by
far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the
shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If
I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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