I can't believe there are 5208 unfortunate children called Oliver! Parents can be evil sometimes
A friend of mine used to teach a kid called Dwayne Pipes (I actually lived next to a Wayne with a son called Dwayne), and a brother and sister, the Fletts, Lee and Pam

She also had a kid at school with a last name pronouced "Hofluer" but in true Bucket style, it was spelt Hogsflesh!