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07-05-2007, 16:00

A little old man goes to the doctor for a complete medical check-up.
After the examination the doctor says, "I'm afraid there are two
problems with your health - which do you want to hear first?"

"Give me the worst first."

"I'm afraid you've got cancer - it's pretty bad and it's spreading
rapidly. There's no treatment available. I'm afraid you don't have
very long to live."

"So, what's the other problem?"

"You've also got Alzheimer's disease."

"Could be worse," the old man says, obviously relieved. "Could be
cancer!"

Terrible really

07-05-2007, 16:00	#740
yesman Guest Location: Cambridge Posts: n/a	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread A little old man goes to the doctor for a complete medical check-up. After the examination the doctor says, "I'm afraid there are two problems with your health - which do you want to hear first?" "Give me the worst first." "I'm afraid you've got cancer - it's pretty bad and it's spreading rapidly. There's no treatment available. I'm afraid you don't have very long to live." "So, what's the other problem?" "You've also got Alzheimer's disease." "Could be worse," the old man says, obviously relieved. "Could be cancer!" Terrible really