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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
I had just been to church, and was having a coffee afterwards in the church hall with two friends of mine, and the vicar came over for a chat. He had presided over a funeral the day before, and it was still on his mind.
He asked us: “When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?â€ÂÂ
Andrew said: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.â€ÂÂ
Jonathan commented: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.â€ÂÂ
I said: “I'd like them to say, ‘Look, he's moving!’à ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â
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