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**Hugh** · 28-02-2007, 23:11

I know everyone is probably busy posting in the many Sky vs VM threads, so I thought I would try to bring some humour to the CF...

A man walks into a chemist's with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these for?"

"Those are for university men," the Dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men.

One for January, one for February, one for March ... "

28-02-2007, 23:11	#688
Hugh laeva recumbens anguis Cable Forum Team Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 68 Services: Premiere Collection Posts: 43,621	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread I know everyone is probably busy posting in the many Sky vs VM threads, so I thought I would try to bring some humour to the CF... A man walks into a chemist's with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these for?" "Those are for university men," the Dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March ... " __________________ Thank you for calling the Abyss. If you have called to scream, please press 1 to be transferred to the Void, or press 2 to begin your stare. If my post is in bold and this colour, it's a Moderator Request.