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**Hugh** · 20-02-2007, 14:01

One day, my wife was fresh from my shower, and was standing in front of the mirror complaining to me that her bosoms are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her bosoms.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my bosoms every day will make them larger over a period of years?"

Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

I'm still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, I may even walk again; although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw for a while yet.

I'm a stupid, stupid man.

20-02-2007, 14:01	#687
Hugh laeva recumbens anguis Cable Forum Team Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 68 Services: Premiere Collection Posts: 43,621	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread One day, my wife was fresh from my shower, and was standing in front of the mirror complaining to me that her bosoms are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her bosoms. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my bosoms every day will make them larger over a period of years?" Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" I'm still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, I may even walk again; although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw for a while yet. I'm a stupid, stupid man. __________________ Thank you for calling the Abyss. If you have called to scream, please press 1 to be transferred to the Void, or press 2 to begin your stare. If my post is in bold and this colour, it's a Moderator Request.