Originally Posted by bluecandylover
HI, I'm here to help you get the most from your digital tv and blueyonder internet serivces from telewest. I'm going to show you how straight forward it is to get the information and help you need, now that beats spending all day reading instruction manuals hands down, I don't even know where slot A is. And If I can do it, then trust me you'll have no problem. But first I will be needing some willing voluenterres, meet the Morrisons, Come with me.... come on. First things first, I'm going to show how you can get information and help direct from your tv screen, Prepare to be amazed, First go to the TV home screen by pressing any of these buttons here, and you can press these buttons at any time to get to the home screen. From here simply press the RED button, lovely is'nt it? and it is really that simple because I just done it and I got witnesses. Now some people wont have this remote they will have this one, the only real difference is how you get the tv home screen, with this remote, simply press the big blue button which looks like this, the other thing worth knowing about is how to reboot you set-top-box, but don't panic, this simply means unplugging it from the wall, waiting for 5 seconds and then plugging it back in, now you should reboot when ever you have a problem as this resets the boxes insides and helps it to work perfectly EVERY time, now prepare to be amazed as Sheral reboots before your very eyes. Fantastic great technique! Another top tip and I know this sounds really obvious is to change the batteries in your say once a year, and before you give me the you-don't-say face its not quite as daft as it sounds, low batteries can confuze the set-top-box, and if you dont chnage them regualry you tv might start to behave a bit wierdly, usually by reuzing to respond or shutting down while your trying to watch your favourite show. So far so good but what about Blueyonder internet, for that we will need the help of Jezzes computer, up stairs in his bedroom ***SCREAMS***, so here we are in the most in-hospictal place on earth, yet even here there are signs of life everywhere, hello mate, say hello to all your fans out there. Yep I was just about to tell them about all the Bbueyonder rather nifty on and offline support services. Now you have 3 services at your fingertips , firstly the instant support tool is there to help if you cant get online or cannot access you email, it can diagnose all manner of computer email and connection problems, and should be already be automaticlly installed on your computer, allowing you to just click on this icon on your desktop, id it is'nt already installed on your computer you can download it from the blueyonder website, its a complete winner for DIY fault fixing and now making you fell chuffed with yourself, Secondly the blueyonder helpsite has countless pages full of really usefuk stuff like information on secuirty like dealing with spam, viruses, and how to manage you email account, just incase you wanted to an an email for you pet goldfish or something, now online help is avaiable on every page of the blueyonder website, lastly mate Bluetourials, now these little beautys will have you doing things with your computer that you never thought possible, the kinda online mini lesson which show you loadsa really cool stuff like how downloading music and how to processing digital photos, you name is Bluetorials will point you in the right direction, BOY: so what about making me a dotcom millionaire? MAN: Probbaly not but, you carry on mate its all yours, did'nt even got offered a cup of tea! so thats about it from me if you missed any of that I will be walking down the same street again in a sec and we can go though it all once more.
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