[CycoSymz]

Originally Posted by TheBlueRaja

I recommend:-

1 x Reasonable lenght of string,
2 x Sticks
1 x Hanky
and a visit to the park.

Method:-

Fristly, Insert stick 1 of 2 into ground and 90 degrees to the horizontal,
Then attach one end of string to Stick in Ground,
Then attach the other end of stick to the dogs knackers,
Finally, throw Stick 2 of 2 as far as you can.

Apply hanky to the underside of dogs eyes.

Or you could just use 2 bricks