[The Jackal]

Tell him to shove the watch up his ... and go buy a Timex.

I'm on your side.. There's a tiny issue with his purchase for which he took the risk.

" It's probably in need of some restoration work, as I don't believe it's had any in the past "

Thats good enough for me and what exactly can he do about it and even so how long will it take including legal costs ?

PS Nice watch btw