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Originally Posted by Delta Whiskey
I wonder if it's the same in all staff/customer environments. Where I worked we kept a 'bugger' book into which we wrote all the stupid things customers asked (and some the staff came up with too).
Scene: Petrol Station - Saturday 2.30am
Q. Are you open?
A. No, I thought it would be nice to switch all the lights on and sit here trying to get a tan. 
DW |
In fairness, all the lights being on (in the shop anyway) doesn't necessarily indicate you are open. When I worked for Blockbuster, once a month, we did a stock take after hours, and had all the lights on. We weren't open for business though.
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One of my favourites is this. I work in a Uni computing lab, providing tehnical support. Often, I have lunch at my desk. So, I'll be sitting there at my desk holding a half chewed sandwich, another one in a packet on my desk. Possibly with a drink and crisps. A student walks in, and asks "are you having lunch?"