Hugh

A distinguished looking older gentleman made an appointment with one of the most upscale houses of ill repute in the city.

He had a very special request. He needed a woman who was at least six feet tall and could weigh no more than 120 pounds. The proprietress of the establishment said that that would be a difficult request to fulfill, but she would try.

Upon searching though her resources, she found one lady, who with the proper course of diuretics and diets could meet the requirements.

Arrangements were made. The young lady was picked up in a limousine, taken blindfolded to the airport, put onto an executive jet, and taken to an exclusive island. There she was bathed, and anointed with oils.

Finally, clad only in a robe, she was led though a long hallway, lined with guards. The auditorium at the end of the hallway had a dais on which she was placed, lights a shining upon her. The distinguished gentleman entered with a four year old girl. Upon his signal, the robe was dropped and the six foot lady was shimmering naked in the light.

The older man turned to the four year old and then said, “If you don’t drink your milk, you will end up looking like that!”