There was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an articulated lorry came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.
"NOOO!" he screamed.
Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him screaming, "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!"
"You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman.
"Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked.
"HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?"
The lawyer looked down at his side and screamed, "MY ROLEX!"